“I would rather live out the rest of my days feeding pigs at the monastery than feed your ravenous ambition!”

*mic drop*

Phillip out.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.

STUPID SHOW.

JACK MUST LEARN MATH IN SPAIN FROM THE MOORISH MAN WITH THE COOL MEDIEVAL CLOCKWORK TOYS!!!!

That was an important thing! Because cross-culturalness and the significance of the Arab world’s influence on Europe and Jack understood that in the book and GASDLKFJSDLIGHOI!!!!! It’s much less resonant if he learns from random French priest dude!

Aliena is queen of the BAMFS.

Giving birth alone buried under stonework. DAMN.

Ellen:

Kill chickens.

Curse bitches.

Fuck yeah.

And I just discovered how much thought I’ve actually put into PCP for the Dune universe.

answersfromvanaheim:

satsekhem:

I’m actually really curious how I’ve managed to put this off for this long.

Do you know how many people use the Litany Against Fear to help them out in real life? A lot. I’m not surprised at this.

Yesss!! There’s so much to use in that series!

ashiaisms:

I need to get these books back. Eff my dad for getting rid of them. And I need these books with these specific covers. I don’t like the newer covers.

(via theslavbarbarian)

clype:

I really never got why ‘thunder thighs’ is an insult. I mean ok you’re comparing my thighs to thunder? Something that can scare grown adults shitless? Something that is intimidating and powerful as fuck?

that’s honestly 100% fine with me.

When we were like, 13 my cousin said something about her having thunder thighs from soccer and I thought she was talking about how awesome she looked because she was so strong. So that’s what thunder thighs has always meant to me: strong and built for kicking ass.

(via little-fox-prince-kozak)

Opened up my new decks and my initial reaction was “Whoa, big cards!” followed by “Ooooo colors!”. Both of these are so colorful!

I think I’m going to trim the Druid Animal Oracle, though. They’re just a hair too big for comfort and the white edge is pretty pointless.

Sonofabitch.

NO, fanfic bunny! GO AWAY! I don’t have time for you!

Apparently I have the urge to marry off all of the line of Telcontar to people from the East.